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Things I Wouldn't Do: Part One

I would do Jack Davenport, but I would not....

I would never jump out of a completely good plane. I mean there you are 12,000 feet up in the comfort of an airplane soaring through the air and then you open the door and jump out with fabric tied to you with string and plunge to the ground? Are you CRAZY? To this I quote the guy at the door to te Emerald City in the Wizard of Oz, "NO WAY, NO HOW!"

I will climb up and down a mountain with a rope. I will kite surf in the San Francisco Bay with the Great Whites lurking below. I will even bungee-but I will not jump out of a perfectly good airplane.

Put it this way, I wouldn't jump out of one going down either. That thing could be in flames and I would still take my chances. It just isn't natural.

That said, good for all of you for doing it, but I wouldn't, EVER. Not even if Gabriel Mann, Leonardo DiCaprio, Jack Davenport, Tom Cruise and Ryna Gosling were all waiting for me on the ground.

Just sayin'

*photo is of Jack Davenport-OMG he is so sexy in SMASH-yeah I know I must need therapy

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