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We Have a "Situation"...

David Hasselhoff, Bristol Palin, and Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino will compete for the mirror ball trophy.

OMG~ NO WAY! I was joking last week when I said the following: Who is next, the Situation?
You have got to be friggen' kidding me? I must have some serious powers in the universe.

*******Okay from now on I am going to repeat the following : Ryan Murphy is hiring me to write on Glee. I am working on Glee. I am the next staff writer for Glee. I am winning an Emmy for my episode of Glee. It would really be awesome if you could all join in! Just say it once a day or so.*********

I apologize to the universe if I somehow made this happen, and I apologize to the dancers. I am not sure what will be worse, Bristol or the "Situation".UGH

Back FROM the Future!

A would-be saboteur arrested today at the Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland made the bizarre claim that he was from the future. Eloi Cole, a strangely dressed young man, said that he had travelled back in time to prevent the LHC from destroying the world.
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OMG! How do we really know this man is not from the future? I mean, anything is possible, isn't it?
I am sure he is just a wack job, but I love love love the idea that it could happen. How do we know for 100% that is can't?

If Dr. Brown can make a car into a time machine, why not this bloke?

In the real Flash Forward the future was controlling the past. We have seen it in the Time Machine, Terminator, so why not in real life? Don't they say, life imitates art?

I am going to embrace the idea and I hope Mr. Cole rids the world of Mountain Dew forever!

and I am definitely re writing my Bog Bang T…

You Are Lucky To Have a Job, Now, Shut up!

People that complain all the time about having a job really bug me, especially when they grossly exaggerate the hours they are working-news flash about a million people would switch places with you!

I don't understand this type of behavior. I really don't.

Also the ones that if they work like 30 seconds past their normal leave time-you would think they pulled an 80 hour work week the way they moan and whine.

These same folks are the ones who leave work early, take a long weekend every other week, and generally use any excuse in the book not to work.

It must be really sad to hate your job and your life so much.

I am just sayin'

And Now; New York

I figured it was only fair to mention a few things I love about a little town I like to call NEW YORK!!!

1. The buildings
2. The people
3. The amount of people
4. Riverside Drive
5. The Upper West Side
6. Columbus Circle
7. Central Park West
8. Central Park South
9. 5th Aveneue
10. The Plaza
11. The Walforf
12. The Met
13. The Mets
14. 52nd Street
15. Broadway
16. The Imperial Theater
17. The Upper East Side Shops
18. Huge Department Stores
19. Sample Sales
20. The Pizza
21. The Pretzels
22. The Empire State Building
23. Grand Central
24. The Natural History Museum
25. Dean & Deluca
26. Madison Square Garden
27. The Weather
28. The Christmas Tree
29. The Macy's Day Parade
30. The Tony Awards
31. The Buzz & Busy Feeling
32. Off Broadway
33. The Accents
34. The Brooklyn Bridge
35. Walking Down A Street in the Fall

Okay, so I got to 35 without even thinking, whereas for L.A. I had to really think about the top 20 or so....and trust me, there are a lot more reasons I love New York!

I Admit It: I Do Love L.A.

Okay, so if you are on my Facebook, MySpace, Twitter, or know me in real life, you know I am not a huge fan of the hot weather, and I live in Los Angeles-or the Valley actually-it is hot hot hot, and what is worse, the SMOG! That said, I do love this city and here are some things I absolutely love: (In no particular order)

1. The Stairs off San Vicente

2. All the Farmer's Markets every Sunday-especially the Hollywood one and Studio City one.

3. Runyon Canyon

4. Century City Mall

5. Beverly Hills

6. Palisades Park

7. LAX

8. The Grove

9. Award Shows

10. Sunset Blvd.

11. Mulholland Drive

12. Manhattan Beach

13. Uncle Bill's

14. The Sports Club L.A.

15. Beverly Glenn

16. Pacific Coast Hwy

17. Malibu

18. Duke's

19. The Studios

20. The Entertainment Industry

AND we also have: two major league baseball teams, two hockey teams, two basketball teams, Disneyland, Magic Mountain, beaches galore-for every type of person.

I even love the freeways, I love the different burbs-okay the whole place is a big ser…

My thought for the night.

I wonder who writes the "I know I just got booted but life is awesome, & I'm so thankful for this opp" ...silver lining-Pollyanna crap for Top Chef and Project Runway-because I would really love to see just one of them say, "this effing sucks, I am so upset, my life/career is over"-you know tell how they really feel.

Reviews For My Novels!

I know I should only put this in Micheline's blog and my writing blog-but hey, all blogs are for writing right?

Both my novels were reviewed this week (as well as a book giveaway and interview)

So excited!

Please stop by my other blog(s) and check out my reviews~

Day One Officially of Detox

Well I wouldn't call it a 'detox' in that I am not planning on starving myself or putting maple syrup into a blender with garlic and living off that for a month, but I am changing my diet completely. I started about a week and a half ago by cutting my calories in half-yes I would like to lose a few pounds, wouldn't most of us?-and now I am going back to vegetarian eating 99% of the time. Why? Because I feel better when I eat vegetarian, period. I am starting by doing a full week of nothing but fruits and veggies, that is it. I will do a vegetable and fruit juice twice a day-made at home with my juicer-and then veggies for the rest of the meals. I did it yesterday-had a few pieces of bread-but over all have tons of energy and already feel lighter and healthier.

I am also sick of people constantly trying to shove tons and tons of vitamins down my throat. I NEVER get sick and by never I mean, NEVER. I haven't been on antibiotics in about 15 years and haven't had a …

Friggen' LOVE Joan Holloway (Harris)

Look at her~ OMG these photos do not do her justice. Her make-up is flawless, her outfits are flawless, her attitude is flawless. I seriously love this character so much! I am inspired to do some drawings (just add it to the gazillion writing projects I have going and work)...I will do it. I LOVE HER!


I have to say-Men are you crazy wanting a skinny bitch when you can have someone like this?

Finally, A Great Question~

Tonight I had the pleasure of meeting Jennifer Weiner up close and personal, in real life~we were already Facebook and MySpace friends, but you know, that just isn't the same. As one of my fav authors, who actually inspired me to write my first book, told from a very candid and real point of view, it was great to hear her speak. Her voice in her novels is great, but in person she has so much vivacious, fun energy that even a gentleman walking by decided to stay for the whole reading.

This is actually what this blog is about...this man.. who I don't know and will probably never see again has made it into my blog.

Are you curious?

Are you dying to know what happened?

To tell the story properly and to have you understand why I was so happy with him I have to tell a short story about how the Q & A sessions after any writer, (actor, director, producer, plumber, mailman-okay maybe not the last two, but I am just seeing if you are paying attention), usually drives me COMPLETELY INSAN…