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RENT AND IDIOT-True Story

RENT AN IDIOT

INT. TARGET STORE BURBANK CALIFORNIA - DAY
(RENT A COP, STEPHANIE)

STEPHANIE ATTEMPTS TO LEAVE STORE HAVING NOT PURCHASED ANYTHING

RENT A COP
Excuse me, can I see your receipt?
STEPHANIE
I don’t have a receipt, I didn’t buy anything.
RENT A COP
I need to see your receipt. (THEN) Ma’am.
STEPHANIE
I don’t have one.
RENT A COP
You can’t leave until you produce a receipt.
STEPHANIE
What?
RENT A COP
I need to see your receipt ma’am. What is it that you are not understanding?
STEPHANIE LOOKS AROUND TO SEE IF ASHTON KUTCHER HAS REVAMPED PUNK’D, BUT SEES NO ONE.
STEPHANIE
(SHAKES HEAD) Are you being serious?
RENT A COP
Of course. (THEN) Ma’am
STEPHANIE
Do you see any bags?
RENT A COP
No.
STEPHANIE
Okay then, you can clearly see that I haven’t bought anything.
RENT A COP
I need to see a receipt before you can leave the store.
STEPHANIE
So tell this to me like I am a two year old. In order to leave Target, I have to buy something?
RENT A COP
(LAUGHING) No, that would be ridiculous. (THEN) You just have to show me a receipt.
STEPHANIE
Okay. (THEN) Would you like to search my purse?
RENT A COP
I can’t do that ma’am. Just show me your receipt and you can leave.
STEPHANIE
I don’t have a receipt.
RENT A COP
Well then you can’t leave. I can’t let anyone leave until I see their receipt.
STEPHANIE
So I have to go buy something?
RENT A COP
If that’s the only way for you to get a receipt, then yes.

Comments

  1. :O

    You've got to be kidding.

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    No?

    My God, that man deserves to get tasered for being so stupid! Or maybe he was just taking pleasure in being obnoxious? Or maybe Target is suddenly losing tons of money?

    It's a little funny, though. Heh.

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  2. I know right?
    I figure probably he was knew and they told him to stop every one and he just wasn't on the ball enough to think about what he would do if someone didn't have their receipt. :0)

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